nonjutsu:

saw this lil nigga in the condo and i have no idea where the fuck he came from.
( 16608 ) August 27, 2014 / via lxlvlxl  
me and bae having sex

bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby

me: put a quarter in the swear jar

( 82400 ) 1 day ago / via heavenisinmypants  
cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD
( 87315 ) 1 day ago / via heavenisinmypants  

hiddleshabanera:

dragoniza:

”- Why don’t you smile? 

-Because I have an ugly smile.

-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

YOU FORGOT ONE 

image

( 216828 ) 1 day ago / via heavenisinmypants  

burgertv:

It’s a valid point

( 56159 ) 1 day ago / via heavenisinmypants  

blackjackmothafucka:

This is the devil’s favorite post

( 459702 ) 1 day ago / via heavenisinmypants  

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

( 684171 ) 1 day ago / via fake-mermaid  
trulyharam:

Because I finished taking my shit
( 25696 ) August 8, 2014 / via janemba  

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

( 423772 ) July 19, 2014 / via yahboyakp