nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

( 343742 ) July 19, 2014 / via yahboyakp  

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

( 474584 ) 3 days ago / via yahboyakp  

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

( 186433 ) July 17, 2014 / via fake-mermaid  

kanyeuniversecity:

Take ya diamonds and throw em up, like ya bulimic 

( 2270 ) 5 days ago / via kanyeuniversecity
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katara:

you ever just ugh really hard 

( 183769 ) 5 days ago / via fake-mermaid  

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

( 97084 ) 5 days ago / via fake-mermaid  

6yr:

last name: blogger, first name: shitty

( 166875 ) 5 days ago / via fake-mermaid  
( 88762 ) 6 days ago / via fake-mermaid  

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

( 576969 ) 6 days ago / via fake-mermaid